LOST REVIEW #1- Lucas reviews Diglett (Pokemon) (originally written in 1998)

 over my years and years as a professional reviewer, i have written several reviews that have become "lost" and never made it to the blog. i only just discovered several of these lost reviews this morning (the documents were pushed way over to the side on my desktop). for the next few days, i will be posting several of these lost reviews on the blog. the first is a review of Diglett, a first generation Pokemon character. this one was originally written in 1998, when i was only 8 years old.
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Lucas reviews Diglett

"diglett is the best pokemon because he can dig in to the ground and than no body can attack him. diglett is a ground pokemon but he is better than all the other ground pokemon especially that p*ssy b*tch Sandshrew who s*cks. diglett is my favorite pokemon because he is powerful but also very nice. diglett is brown and weighs about 2 pounds and his powers are digging good. his other attacks are earthquake and mud slap. diglett is famous for being the best pokemon at digging. when diglett evolves he becomes Dugtrio which is a lot like diglett but he has more powers and theres more of them. you can find diglett in diglett's cave which is a cave where digletts hang out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! diglett is my favorite pokemon because of his digging and he is very nice i give diglett a 10/10 because he is my favorite he is better than a lot of other pokemon like Pidgeot and Blastoise who s*ck d*cks"