Lucas reviews 3,000 pounds of mulch

last night i had a lot to drink and got the idea that i could convert the courtyard of my apartment complex into a  farm, and bought 3,000 pounds of mulch. i realize now after sobering up that i am not cut out for the farmer's life and that it's very unlikely i could get my landlord's approval. overall, i realize that the 3,000 pound mulch pile is definitely one of the worst purchases i have made. my 3,000 pounds of mulch have not served any use, i don't know where to keep it all and it smells terrible. as a professional reviewer i'm just looking out for you when i say it - save your money; don't buy 3,000 pounds of mulch. at the very least, start with just a couple pounds of mulch and if it works out for you, maybe then go for the full 3,000 pounds of mulch? and if you do, please buy your 3,000 pounds of mulch from me. i need to get rid of mine. here's the final word - if you haven't already gotten 3,000 pounds of mulch don't sweat it because you're not missing out  0/10.

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