Lucas reviews a hot dog he found under the seat of his dad's truck

"truck be a lady tonight!" what's more American than a good olf-fashioned hot dog? "these colors don't run!" when i said that thing earlier about "truck be a lady tonight" that was a pun on the phrase "luck be a lady tonight." once again life proves that you never know what small surprises it will leave for you under the seat of your dad's truck. this hot dog had a rich, smokey, gritty flavor that really knocked me on my feet. having become jaded after reviewing almost everything it's nice to know i can still be pleasantly surprised. this hot dog gets a solid 10 out of 10. pass the mustard!!

edit: when i said that thing about pass the mustard that was a pun on how a lot of people put mustard on hot dogs.