it turns out that DELICIOUS hot dog i reviewed in my last post must have been undercooked, because i had to spend the night in the hospital. i don’t remember much of it because i was technically dead for 14 hours but being dead has never stopped me from doing my duties as a professional reviewer before. i can’t say my stay at Millard Fillmore Suburban Hospital was a positive one. i had to share a room with a guy named Victor who was maimed in a bus crash and wouldn’t stop crying out for his wife, who couldn’t find the hospital. pussywhipped much Victor??? also the doctors were very rude and kept making passive aggressive comments like “no more truck hot dogs” and “you don’t have health insurance. you have you leave.” GLADLY! this is why no one respects the American health care system! also despite our differences i’d like to say r.i.p to Victor and send out my condolences to his dumb wife.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Lucas reviews Millard Fillmore Suburban Hospital (Buffalo, NY)
it turns out that DELICIOUS hot dog i reviewed in my last post must have been undercooked, because i had to spend the night in the hospital. i don’t remember much of it because i was technically dead for 14 hours but being dead has never stopped me from doing my duties as a professional reviewer before. i can’t say my stay at Millard Fillmore Suburban Hospital was a positive one. i had to share a room with a guy named Victor who was maimed in a bus crash and wouldn’t stop crying out for his wife, who couldn’t find the hospital. pussywhipped much Victor??? also the doctors were very rude and kept making passive aggressive comments like “no more truck hot dogs” and “you don’t have health insurance. you have you leave.” GLADLY! this is why no one respects the American health care system! also despite our differences i’d like to say r.i.p to Victor and send out my condolences to his dumb wife.
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