this weekend i went to Maine to attend a funeral for my cousin Greg (reviewed here), who was murdered while backpacking in Europe. i snuck away during his dad's eulogy to grab lunch and was excited to find out there was free matzah at the Jewish Community Center but was kicked out for eating 8 pounds of matzah and for not being jewish. i am not the most educated person in the world because my first year of high school one of our lunch monitors who turned out to be a serial arsonist burned the school down but i specifically remember learning about a man named ALONZO HITLER who persecuted the J*WS for eating too much matzah. how quickly we forget. smh... please boycott the Portland, ME Jewish Community Center for ruining what would have been an otherwise awesome funeral. that said, the Portland, ME Jewish Community Center matzah is INCREDIBLE, borderline life changing. if anyone can recommend the best place to go for store bough matzah please contact me at lucasmichael1404@yahoo.com
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