this review might seem a few years too late, but the name of the blog is Lucas Reviews Everything, not Lucas Reviews Everything in Perfect Chronological order so chill out and learn to go with the flow you dweebs.
Gabrielle Fouskas is a kid i went to high school with that everyone hated and was afraid of because of how often he showed up to school covered in blood. Gabrielle is probably best remembered for his performance at the school talent show, where he ate a bunch of garbage on stage for 15 minutes. he is probably second-best remembered for when he brought a horse corpse to the senior prom. i always gave Gabrielle a fair shot as a person but after he tried to convince everyone in our class to firebomb the faculty parking lot as our senior prank i gave up on him. i may also be biased because Gabrielle threatened to murder me/my family after i told him his "grindcore" band Diarrhea Blackout was doomed to fail, but even objectively Gabrielle does not deserve much praise. (note: Gabrielle did indeed go on to murder several members of my family but luckily not any of the good ones or me).
many of my readers have suggested i be more constructive with my criticism on the blog and as a general rule i try to do the exact opposite of whatever my readers think is a good idea but i will give it a shot and say my general advice to Gabrielle is to try growing up a little bit and maybe find some interests beyond grindcore music and homemade explosives.
0/10
note: i have not seen Gabrielle since high school so it is possible he has changed his ways but last i knew he was in jail for starting a bestiality porn ring so i still have my doubts.
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