Saturday, February 18, 2012

Lucas reviews the guy who told him to "suck a dick" at KFC



there used to be a time when you could eat breakfast at a KFC without having to worry about someone telling you to suck a dick. let me start from the beginning.

this morning i stopped by the KFC that i live above so i could grab breakfast. i left in a hurry and forgot to bring any money which i did not realize until after i had already ordered a variety chicken bucket. the order came to $13.98 so i VERY politely asked the man in line behind me if i could borrow $40. he appeared to be friendly enough, but his response was one that i never could have anticipated: "suck a dick."

obviously it was a shock and i am still a little shook up 12 hours later. i froze up as soon as soon as he said it and of course it wasn't until after it had all happened that i thought of the PERFECT response (burning his house down). anyways, eventually i ran back home for the money i owed but was so disgusted by what had happened that i could barely finish my chicken bucket/order a second chicken bucket.

obviously i don't have anything too positive to say about this guy. he was rude, hurtful, cold, insensitive. only moderately handsome. i've included an illustration of him so on the off-chance anyone runs into him they can identify him and call the police immediately. i believe i speak for everyone who has ever been told to suck a dick at KFC when i say that this guy has got nothing to offer anyone. no good- steer clear.

0/10

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