it took me 13 hours to write yesterday’s Urban Dictionary review and i got so caught up in my work that i completely forgot to wish all of you, my terrible readers, a merry Christmas. i hope it was everything you’ve ever wanted. and to my Jewish readers - i know we’ve had our differences in the past but i hope Jewish Christmas was great this year and full of laughs. i think that covers it.
Christmas comes in at #3 on the Top 10 Things of 2011 List. what a party! my parents mailed me some great gifts (see pic) and Christmas dinner was one of the best in years. i had an entire Denny’s to myself and my waitress and i kept joking around about how i was “King of Denny’s." i think we both had a great time. i think i am going to ask her to move in with me. if you think my night ended after Denny’s you must not know me too well cause if you did you’d know i love to party and if there’s ever a day to party, it’s Christmas. the Seabrook Rehab Center in New Jersey was the place to be this year. i went to the Seabrook Rehab Center to visit my friend Brother Bones (he’s been there since Christmas Eve, after he drove his motorcycle through a nativity pageant while high on cocaine). turns out they have Christmas in rehab too and the Seabrook Rehab Center holiday bash made the Bristol Brothers Office Supply Company Corporate Halloween Party look like the PayTech Corp. Denver branch Summer Fun Day. that Seabrook crew can party like few others can! now that’s what Christmas is all about. Christmas is usually pretty hit-or-miss. you either love it or you hate it. i think you know where i stand!
lastly, i would like to send out my condolences to the family of Brother Bones, who overdosed on cocaine at the Seabrook Rehab Center Christmas party. we’ll miss you Bones.
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