2012

out of jail and back like a heart attack it's Lucas Gardner and i'm starting fresh in 2012! as you all know i was recently arrested for kidnapping, but Brother Bones' girlfriend, Bonemother (pictured to the left), has forgiven me for illegally adopting her baby and changing it's name to Lucas and she bailed me out this morning. jail was a lot of fun. it was nice to see everyone again and i hope i can make it back soon, but i'm excited to get back to work on the blog. here's to the new year!

i try not to discuss my personal life too much on the blog but i'd like to share some good news with all of you, the creepy nerds who read my blog. me and Bonemother are an item! tomorrow we are moving in together and Little Bone will finally be back with his rightful adoptive father. i know it's pretty soon after Brother Bones' death but i think it's what he would have wanted. i have a great feeling about 2012 and you can all look forward to more/better reviews than ever here on LRE. updates start up again tomorrow! it's all uphill from here guys!