BBQSauceReviews.com is a website dedicated to, in their own stupid words- "searching for the best BBQ sauce in the world." the site features reviews of various bbq sauces from around the country. basically, it is exactly like Lucas Reviews Everything, if Lucas Reviews Everything was ran by a weird nerd who didn't give a shit about anything but sauce. you know what they say, if it ain't broke don't fix it- if you're looking for bbq sauce reviews you can count on, why go ALL the way to BBSauceReviews.com when you can come here? now you may say "but Lucas, you've had this blog for almost two years and have never reviewed any sauces." well, shut up.
in addition to being a poor man's version of my site, BBQSauceReviews.com reviews are TERRIBLE. they gave Mad Dog Chipotle BBQ Sauce a 5/5, when everyone in the sauce community knows it's the biggest can-of-shit bbq sauce on the market. i tried ONE teaspoon of Mad Dog Chipotle BBQ Sauce with my breakfast this morning and it ruined my cereal faster than running out of milk! (THIS JOKE COPYWRITTEN UNDER THE NAME OF LUCAS MICHAEL GARDNER ©®™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2012 HANDS OFF). stay away from bbqsaucereviews.com.
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if you would like to show your support for Lucas Reviews Everything and your opposite-of-support for bbqsaucereviews.com, please direct all hate mail to admin@bbqsaucereviews.com. i even took the time to write out an email that you can send on your own behalf, since i would barely trust any of my dumb readers to write their own names:
"dear bbqsaucereviews.com
your views and opinions in regards to sauce make me sick. Lucas Gardner, administrator of lucasreviewseverything.blogspot.com, knows his way around a sauce aisle better than you and your jack-off crew of reviewers ever will. please make the responsible choice and remove your website from the Internet, or redirect all traffic to lucasreviewseverything.blogspot.com. i would not want anyone to get hurt.
signed,
(type your stupid name here)"
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