Hash Gordon lives in the apartment above me and doesn't have any actual recorded music but claims to be a rapper. as far as i can tell from hearing him and his producer DJ Beats rehearse, he only has one song- "Hoes in My Lambo" even though i'm pretty sure Hash Gordon doesn't have a lambo because he's always asking to borrow my car to get to work (Arby's). in general i try to support all aspiring musicians, but to be honest it's gotten hard to handle having to listen to Hash rehearse until 4 a.m. every night. also, i have gotten sick of Hash asking me for rent money every month (Ash spent all his Arby's savings to legally change his name to Hash Gordon from Francis Milton Schweiss). i don't want to offend Hash because he's a nice guy and all, but i don't think he has what it takes to make it in the rap game. last night he called me to ask if i could think of any words that rhyme with "tree." i wish him all the best but 0/10.
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