you all know about my situation with Gabrielle Fouscas- the guy i went to high school with who wants to murder me in the name of Satan because i reviewed him poorly. he left me another threatening video today- this time of him, draped in a bear carcass, burning a voodoo doll of me on a torch. this time he left the video directly on my doorstep which means he found out where i live. and my katana was confiscated by the police today because they were super pissed off that i had it out in a grocery store, so i don't feel totally safe at the moment. people have asked me why i don't just go to the police for help. well thanks, guys. great idea. i'll just go request help from the same people who TOOK MY KATANA.
anyways, since i know for a fact that Gabrielle is ABSOLUTELY capable of murder, arson and pretty much any degree of violence imaginable, and it's only a matter of time before he and all his nerd-o Satanic cult friends make their move, i'm skipping town immediately. i don't know where i'm going yet but i'll be sure to review everything along the way. it is sure to be an adventure for all of us. check back soon!
and please remember that if i go missing or turn up dead, it was Gabrielle and his weirdo nerd Satan buddies.
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